Intro.

So, you know that one kid whose always off? Yeah, well, that's me. I'm that kid who doesn't know what to say. I do but I don't. Ya know? I can kinda fit in but the whole "emo" thing kinda holds me down. I don't fucking care. I, honestly, don't give a rats ass about what society thinks of me. I already know. I'm not a 'Barbie' so I'm a freak. Who fucking cares? Not me.
Now, you'll probably say "Yes, you do care. Everyone cares."
To that I say, Stop acting like a fairy fuck. Not everyone centers their lives around other peoples opinions. When I say I don't care, I mean I don't fucking care. If I cared, I would be tan, play volleyball or cheerleading and, shop at Hollister and Abercrombie.
Now those stores are like a fucking death sentence.
When you walk in an employee should say "Heres your gas mask, headphones and, flashlight." I mean Christ. Why do they make it that fucking annoying to shop there? And the sizes are; Anorexic, Bulemic, X Small, Small. Not everyone is that fucking tiny. Some of us girl have curves. Not all of us are fucking poles. I just fucking hate that place. I walk by there and the people inside shoot me glares. And then I'm like, 'yeah bitch. I'm not a fucking drone. Suck my nuts."I'll say that too. I don't fucking care.
I curse like a sailor.
I do not fucking care.
Hell, I fucking hate everyone. My friends.. Well, you could say I tolerate them. I honestly hate EVERYONE. I am NOT a social person.
If you throw me in a crowd I will hunt you down and fucking shank you. When I say I hate people, I fucking mean it. I'm not kidding. So NOW you're gonna say that "I'm just being a moody, emo, teenager."
No. I'm fucking not. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE!
Fucking irritate me is what they do.
Stick me in the Cascade Mountains with a huge plot of land and a barn and I'm fucking happy as a fat kid with cake. I don't need people to make my life complete. Hell, I'll be that crazy old lady with 8 cats. As long as no fucking tree huggers come and take my land and animals I don't fucking care.

Oh! Another thing. I'll probably say something to offend you.
GET OVER IT.
Not everyone is a Disney fucking queer.
And I support gays. Deal.
I'm also a little bit racist. Live in south Florida for 5 years, it'll do that to you.
Yeah. I'm white. I'm from the south. I'm part redneck.
DEAL WITH IT!

And don't leave stupid ass comments saying I need to watch my mouth cause I'm a fucking minor. Who gives a shit? It's the God damn internet for Christ Sake.
And God? Yeah, no. Don't fucking bring that up. Just don't. He's a two-faced, faggot hating, cock sucking moron. I don't like him, either.
And I'm not a Satanist either. That shit is just messed up. He's just a big red dumb ass.

Oh, by the way. I DO NOT LIKE HOWARD STERN!
Just getting that straight.
He's a sexist fucker.
I'm a feminist.
Don't fuck with me.
Just don't.

Adios.
-A